05.20.09 DID THIS GUY WANK IT IN FRONT OF GRANDMA?
The Buffalo Bills running back who allegedly masturbated in front of the window of a 59-year-old woman passed a polygraph test. Pro Football Talk was told yesterday by the agent of fullback Corey McIntyre that McIntyre passed a polygraph test, reaffirming his innocence. Ah, to be innocent again…
“We had to wait for the results of a polygraph test which Corey submitted to and passed before we could say anything further regarding these outrageous and harmful allegations…”
“When Corey was arrested he was simply riding his bike on the same route he did every day as part of his normal workout routine. Once the accuser’s description didn’t add up and the police told him he was clear, an officer even called the Bills to let them know they had the wrong guy.
McIntyre remains free on a $10k bond. Free to not masturbate in front of any more old women.
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DID THIS GUY WANK IT IN FRONT OF GRANDMA?
Wow, good thing they really “rubbed out” McIntyre as a suspect.
Polygraph, really? I can only imagine how those questions went. I would never submit to a masturbation poly.
“PARKER…why does that T-shirt under your pillow smell like pussy?”
“Uh..I don’t know”
::Pan to the little needles shooting off the fucking paper and the test admin just shaking his head::
“Once the accuser’s description didn’t add up”
That quote was edited from the following.
“Once the accuser’s description of Corey’s dick didn’t add up to his 12 inches.”
That ad for the Denise Austin workout DVD to the right reminds me of the best cable material to date. Lifetime channel at 7 am before school was the highlight of my high school years.
Oh please, I dare anyone who has never been accused of masturbating outside someone’s window to now speak up.
Yeah, I thought so.
Dimple,
apparently you never had the scrambled Skinemax.
“I think that is a boob…YES, I see a boob”
@Dimpie,
Bodyshaping > Kiana’s Flex Appeal > Denise Austin
That is the correct chain of power.
ILPHAPH, what no “Bodies in Motion” with Gilad
Parker - Skinemax was indeed the late night go-to channel.
PaleHose - Now I have homework to do.
Or Body By Jake???
Let it be known, I still beat off outside of Farrah Fawcett’s house. But it’s largely due to my ass cancer fetish.
Enrico,
FF joke? Better in another week when she’s actually dead.
Marshawn Lynch was an earlier suspect, but his alibi (at the time he was high, driving a blood-smeared import while raping an Applebee’s waitress) was rock-solid.
Hugh B. - Was he or was he not in BEAST MODE?
No Dimpie, just STUPID FAST
Lynch is the ultimate face palm every time he gives an interview.
No Ma’am, just churnin’ butter.
Grandma got beat-off to by a Falcon
Standing by her window Christmas Eve…
A boob in the top left corner of a scrambled Skinemax movie was always cause for celebration.
Perhaps though this guy can go take a real polygraph test…on Maury.
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