05.29.09 MATADOR GETS GORED, LEARNS HOW IT FEELS
Don Chavez and Buzzfeed had the poop on this bullfighter from Spain that was gored in the chest during a “performance” on Wednesday. From BF:
Israel Lancho is currently in serious condition after undergoing surgery for a 20cms hole, and we’re assuming the bull was put down shortly thereafter.
I can only hope that bull got on a boat and came to America, where we either kill the damn thing and throw it on the grill, or just let him hang out until we run out of other stuff to eat. If you hadn’t noticed in the image, that’s a goddamn SWORD in the bull’s back. Nothing better to do in Spain than dragging on the killing of animals for show? Michael Vick is plotting his comeback in the wrong country. F’ck Spain.
Watch the DC video after the jump, if you like. I’m sure it’s as disturbing as you’d expect it to be. But watching the rest of his clown posse drag him to medical attention is somewhat gratifying. Not that I’m bitter.
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MATADOR GETS GORED, LEARNS HOW IT FEELS
I can has kidney transplant?
He got bull-kakked!
That guy is showing the bull his Tor-o face.
Bull gores a guy named Israel? That bull is a fucking anti-Semite.
No chance that happens to “El Matador” Tito Santana.
@KP, ariba
@KP, ariba!
Lisa’s right! Bullfighting is a cool, super sport!
Its just a flesh wound
No thanks. I like my bullfighter videos to have Madonna.
Way to take the bull by the horn.
That’s how you know it isn’t a real sport. Only one team risks getting executed for winning.
Get off your high horse, Punter. Bullfighting is a beautiful and time-honored tradition. Like slavery.
@Hugh B.
It’s a metaphor…but that actually happened.
Im down with hunting, eating meat, PETA are idiots and all, but I have been to a bullfight in Mexico, and it is senselessly cruel. worse than I would have imagined.
Could’ve been worse, Bull from Night Court could’ve shoved his big, fat horn in him. Mental anguish never heals…and I guess a torn anus for that matter.
That’s the face Punte’s Mom makes.
May the Matador die the most horrific of deaths. Not only him, but all who take part in this. I would pay to watch his painful execution much like these barbarians watch the torture of an innocent animal. This sport should be banned.
Matador fought a bull and lost. He gets what he deserves.
Reminds me of when Frieza impaled Krillin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpOFIDZklo
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