BRUCE JENNER BREAKING IN FACE NO. 3
05.12.09
Bruce Jenner, that deformed celebrity wannabe that nobody remembers actually won the decathlon in 1976, is getting some updates to the plastic surgery that Jenner has been ridiculed for over the last 25 years. Jenner’s chubby, equally camera-whorish stepdaughter Kim Kardashian weighed in on Bruce’s new look.
“Unfortunately, the result wasn’t what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media. Since he’s turning 60 in October, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift. The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result.”This time around the Olympian “just wanted to be more natural and refreshed,” adds a source.
The only thing more refreshing than a facelift? Not being Kim Kardashian’s stepfather.


Why is there a picture of an old lesbian on this post and not one of Bruce Jenner?
For those of you that need help, the pictures are: Bruce Jenner, an old catcher’s mitt, and the current facial expression of Robert Kardashian.
…the crypt keeper is looking good these day…ohhh, wait…
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That shitface Khloe could use some work herself.
As soon as they get over 30 they look like death warmed over. Stay out of the sun or something, you look scary as Newt Gingrich
Nothing says “refreshed” like tightening the skin on your face.