05.13.09 BIG PAPI KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THESE ‘ROIDS
On the heels of a report that Red Sox players were taught how to use steroids under the Duquette regime, beloved Sox DH David Ortiz (not pictured) is denying that any of Manny Ramirez’s alleged steroid use would have been connected with the team. From Y! Sports, via Rumors and Rants:
“This situation has shocked me. That’s not the guy that I know,” the Boston Red Sox designated hitter said before Tuesday night’s game against the Los Angeles Angels. “The only thing I know about him is that he’s a guy who works hard every day and gets prepared to play the game.”[...]
“I’m serious. Manny is on his own, always. When we were here playing together, it would have been, `OK, let’s meet around noon so we can have lunch and then go to the field.’ He’d say OK, and the next thing you know, you’d be calling his phone in the room and you wouldn’t reach him—and you just talked to him an hour ago. But that’s him.”
It’s also odd that Manny’s first spring training away from Boston is the first time he happens to flunk a steroid test. Also odd, when a woman’s clearly upset about something and you ask what it is and she says, “Nothing.” It’s not nothing. I know nothing. It’s what I do everyday. At least that’s what I tell my parole officer.
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BIG PAPI KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THESE ‘ROIDS
please tell me that picture was photoshopped.
The only thing bigger than her arms, is her heart. And my boner.
It would have been impossible for Manny to take ‘roids while in Boston what with Papi ingesting every pill and syringe in sight.
Jesus wept.
That chick is fuckin’ sexy.
That chick is fuckin’ sexy.
She had that possibility
That thing is disgusting.
I thought ‘roids made your junk smaller.
Nice bulge, hun.
With guns like that, you would think she could tie that ponytail a bit tighter. Come on dear, it’s a mess.
God, I want to fuck… her?
Seriously, that pic is like a gateway drug to she-male porn.
I bet she gives a hell of a hand job.
Serena Williams butt is too big, her thighs are to large, correct. But this she-male is hot? I now realize there are a ton of undercover gay men in our country. That makes me sad, very sad indeed. But at least I do understand now.
I know there is a 99.9999% probability that this is a photoshop, but it’s pretty well made. Any more info on the girl? you know for… huh… research purposes. By the way Serena is hot but her tights emasculate me when i see her picture. There is no way I could please a woman if I was worried that she could snap my junk with her legs at any time during sexy time.
UM, that “girl” has a package, or it is a photoshop.
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