Busted Coverage has been following this story that seems to be a big deal in Australia, and that’s usually how it goes. People always get pissed when everyone but them is having sex. I know I do. Anyway, some ex-po-ZAY was on Aussie TV discussing all the rampant, lascivious, delicious humping happening in Aussie rugby. Including a description of this gang bang in 2002. From the Sydney Morning Herald:

A dozen rugby league players stand around a naked 19-year-old woman, half of them having sex with her, others masturbating as they watch on.

I’m only hoping all of this took place on a large tarp. Ever tried scrubbing semen out of carpet? Uhh, me neither.

People who think this is an issue of consent are missing the point entirely. Do men who gang-bang a 19-year-old woman deserve our respect? Our adulation on a football field? The right to earn a fabulous living as an elite sportsman?

It’s just not right – and if we’d not want it done to our daughters, to our sisters, to ourselves, we shouldn’t tolerate it happening to a stranger.

Seriously, every time I hear the “What if it was your sister?” argument, I just want to grab that person by the throat and scream “MY SISTER’S NOT A POLE-SMOKING WHORE.” Look, 15 dudes on one girl isn’t really my scene. But this girl waited seven years and then thought, “Yeah, maybe that wasn’t such a good idea, letting two dozen guys drop a load on me like that” I’m fresh out of sympathy for these girls that cozy up to athletes and then cry about being mistreated. It’s like I always say: “You married him, Mom.” And to think we almost had a woman president.