Every Friday we pick the winners of the weekend’s best matchups. Home teams are listed in ALL CAPS.

Tonight: PENGUINS (-180) over Flyers. Yeah, the Flyers have been Jeckyll-and-Hyde all year, but now they need to just hide. See what I did there?

Padres (+1.5) over PHILLIES. San Diego hasn’t gotten any credit all year. Granted, “all year” has only been something like two weeks.

Marlins (-130) over NATIONALS. The Nationals might be the worst mascot in all of sports. It doesn’t help matters when your logo is just a glorified bunting.

Saturday: Bulls (+9) over CELTICS. We’re close to the playoffs. Is this the playoffs? It is the playoffs? Maybe I’m the wrong guy to be picking these games.

CAVS (-12) over Pistons. Farewell, Mr. Iverson. Don’t let the door hit you in the exposed boxer shorts protruding from your jeans on the way out.

Thanks to everyone that read us and submitted tips this week. We’ll do it again on Monday.