Dan Shanoff’s Christmas shopping can now officially begin, what with the release of the all-new TeeBows. They’re a new, probably-not-licensed line of women’s underwear designed in homage to the Florida quarterback, Heisman Trophy winner, and third-world penis snipper. Yes, we’re going to bring up the circumcisions every chance we get. You don’t like it? Get you own damn blog.

To be brief (pardon the pun…) these are for the ladies… Fun and functional, these T-Backs are a sturdy blend of 90% cotton and 10% lycra, resulting in a sexy – yet athletic – undergarment perfect for that Gator Gal in your life. Buy them for your sorority (or even family) sisters, your ‘better half’, or simply for yourself!

I know that when I’m in the process of putting the moves my woman, I want to be reminded of a taller, more muscular gentleman that will eventually earn more money that I’ll probably ever see in my entire life. I hate Tim Tebow. He’s like the white Barack Obama. Only more athletic.

|Deuce of Davenport via FanIQ