04.24.09 SOME KID ALMOST DROWNED AT A TRACK MEET
Some guy fell during the Penn Relays the other night, and it’s a good thing he wasn’t actually carrying a pen, because he almost certainly would have hurt himself. This event is called Steeplechase, where runners pretend they’re horses and jump over obstacles. The first one to realize that track is boring wins.

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SOME KID ALMOST DROWNED AT A TRACK MEET
The only thing more gay than track is The Hills.
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