04.15.09 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: THE NFL GIVES ME WOOD

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It’s the closest we come to paying it forward.  It’s that or taxes.

• Evan Rachel Wood looks so good in this month’s GQ that I could totally look past the whole Marilyn Manson thing. |FilmDrunk|
• An argument in the Dodger Stadium parking lot leads to a man getting stabbed.  The Big Lead is pretty sure Mexicans are responsible. |NBC LA|
• The BA-K-47 is a full-size replica of an AK-47 made of bacon.  Be careful: its bullets get lodged in your heart. |tifr via Geekologie|
• A high school kid pitched three straight no-hitters.  Kenny Powers is gonna end his world. |Sports Rubbish|
• In Part III of The Amateur’s look at mixed martials arts, Spencer Hall attends an MMA fight and sees lots of scary men.  And maybe gets a little turned on. |The Sporting Blog|
• Huzzah!  The 2009 NFL schedule!  Well, just the primetime games. |Awful Announcing|  Oh, fine.  And the full interactive schedule. |NFL.com|

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