04.08.09 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: LIFE’S A BEACH

Saint Andrew’s Net is WithLeather’s daily link dump. It did it in the kitchen with the lead pipe, until it got lead poisoning on its wang.

• Plaxico Burress might generate interest from other teams. Oh, really? I never would have guess that NFL coaches would care about the only player that kept Eli Manning from acting like Eli Manning. And that’s if he stays out of jail.
  |PFT|
• Playboy knows how to stock a goody bag for its NFL friends
  |YardBarker|
• While Michael Jordan treks into the hall of fame, his youngest son is packing his bags for a somewhat less prestigious destination
  |Vent About Sports|
• The Masters start tomorrow; here’s a mashup of waggle maestro Sergio Garcia
  |Golf Girl’s Diary|
• I’m only linking this because it features Scrabble; it’s about that ESPN commercial where Shaq murders the English language in a camper
  |Legend of Cecilio Guante|
• America’s Saddest Home Videos |College Humor|
• Cowboys cheerleader Abigail Klein is great at ordering in restaurants and spending other people’s money, but then who isn’t? |Uncoached|

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