Saint Andrew’s Net is WithLeather’s daily link dump. The only draft it consumed last weekend came in a frosty pint glass.

  • The last player picked in the draft was South Carolina kicker/punter Ryan Succop. If only there was some soft of catchy moniker we could give him…
    |Outside The Box Score|
  • If the Denver Broncos’ AFL throwback unis were any uglier, they’d have to shave Kyle Orton’s ass and teach him to walk backwards
    |100% Injury Rate|
  • Former Ball State QB Nate Davis, who slipped to the 5th round yesterday, is dyslexic. I think I speak for everyone when I say, HOHI SLYT!
    |PFT|
  • Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz designed his own set of headphones. Up next on the drawing board: baggy pants that electronically lower themselves below one’s boxers
    |The Hoop Doctors|
  • Jags’ first-rounder Eugene Monroe couldn’t wait to sign his first pro contract before picking up a ridiculously shiny bracelet.
    |The Legend Of Cecilio Guante|
  • England’s Cassie Sumner wants to get a breast reduction. If that isn’t illegal in the UK, dammit, it should be
    |On 205th|

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