04.27.09 SAINT ANDREW’S NET: MORNING JOGGS

Saint Andrew’s Net is WithLeather’s daily link dump. The only draft it consumed last weekend came in a frosty pint glass.

• The last player picked in the draft was South Carolina kicker/punter Ryan Succop. If only there was some soft of catchy moniker we could give him…
  |Outside The Box Score|
• If the Denver Broncos’ AFL throwback unis were any uglier, they’d have to shave Kyle Orton’s ass and teach him to walk backwards
  |100% Injury Rate|
• Former Ball State QB Nate Davis, who slipped to the 5th round yesterday, is dyslexic. I think I speak for everyone when I say, HOHI SLYT!
  |PFT|
• Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz designed his own set of headphones. Up next on the drawing board: baggy pants that electronically lower themselves below one’s boxers
  |The Hoop Doctors|
• Jags’ first-rounder Eugene Monroe couldn’t wait to sign his first pro contract before picking up a ridiculously shiny bracelet.
  |The Legend Of Cecilio Guante|
• England’s Cassie Sumner wants to get a breast reduction. If that isn’t illegal in the UK, dammit, it should be
  |On 205th|

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