As if Miami of Ohio choking away the college hockey title wasn’t enough–the Reds chipped in for a little Fail of their own (yes, Strunk and White suggest capitalizing the word when used as a noun). It’s the first triple play the Pirates had turned since 1993. On the flipside, Adam Dunn would have hit into that triple play in such a lackadaisical manner that it would have suggested that the team could have done better if everyone was actually trying. I’ll miss that. Somewhat.


Punte, very uncool to bring up that college hockey game. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to go strangle myself*.
*penis
This isn’t nearly as exciting as the triple play the U.S. Navy pulled off against the Pirates yesterday.
ZING!!
What about Funk & Wagnalls?