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04.03.09 POWER RANKINGS: BLOW ME DESCHANEL

Power Rankings are the most pointless thing ever. Unless we do them, then they kick ass.

1. Zooey D. Now that we found legs, what are we gonna do…with them?

2. Jessica Biel stripping. Oh, it’s for her art. Who cares, it’s still awesome.

3. Friends With Benefits. Those never suck.

4. Manatees. Good enough to get their own exhibit at the zoo. But also good enough to beat the Pittsburgh Pirates. Like that’s hard.

5. Final Jeopardy! Always reliable for separating the men from the girls.

6. Sponsors Logos On Jerseys. There’s potential here. That’s all I’m sayin’.

7. Norm MacDonald At The 1998 ESPYs. Dropped to No. 7 because he hasn’t done anything since then.

8. Eastern Kentucky’s Beatdown of Kentucky State. ~~45-0~~ 49-1. That is all.

9. The Kenny Powers Audiobook. I wish I was as awesome as Kenny Powers thought he was.

10. Bacon. Down, but not out.

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POWER RANKINGS: BLOW ME DESCHANEL

April 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 pm

the worlds most dangerous fist magnet says:

I’m sorry but every single power rankings ever written should always start with blow jobs as number 1.

April 3rd, 2009 at 5:05 pm

BiggieLaing says:

Just a heads up, EKU beat Kentuky State 49-1, not 45-0

April 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Seems to me an establishment such as this could go for an overhaul in the advertising spokesman game. Talkin’ bout a real celebrity, not some sign-spinnin’ fucking monkey. Talkin’ bout goddamn ME.

April 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm

Oh. Hi. says:

Heavy D? For serious?

April 3rd, 2009 at 6:04 pm

PUNTE says:

Thank you, Biggie.

April 4th, 2009 at 2:50 am

Punch Rockgroin says:

To Zoey!

And all the sorta hot chicks that if we really pay attention are actually really hot.

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