04.21.09 PARKOUR… ON A BICYCLE!!! EXXXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!
So, the notion of doing parkour on a bicycle is entirely laughable and warrants more Mountain Dew jokes than I can possibly conjure. But in all honesty, there’s no getting around the fact that this video of street rider Danny MacAskill [Ed. Note: hee hee! "mick ass kill"] is undeniably incredible. Like, I’m actually disappointed that I don’t have anything negative to say about this. It’s just a whole bunch of eye-popping tricks that you’d never think would be possible on a bicycle. And it’s not even set to rap metal. You win this round, MacAskill!
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PARKOUR… ON A BICYCLE!!! EXXXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what’s impossible on a bike, asshole? Panda sex.
/and that makes me a sad panda
I do this one trick on my bike where a signal for a left hand turn, but then I turn RIGHT! Total mindfuck.
I just spooged Axe body spray.
Where does that idiot get off wearing a helmet?
You know who else wore helmets?
I pray that this video becomes a YouTube sensation and inspires thousands of retarded teenagers, so I may have an endless stream of faceplant clips for me to laugh my balls off to.
+1 Fearless Freep
If I told you I once owned a bmx bike made by a company called Panda and that there’s a guy in Britain who fucks his bike, would you take back what you said Enrico?
Remember: Fisheye lens makes it MOAR XXXTREME!
HA! I do that shit on my pink huffy that has a basket and a horn.
FAKE!!
Shit like this makes me feel like I’ve done absolutely nothing with my life… sooooo lazy.
I just spooged Axe body spray.
Who wants to do a “Double-pits to Chesty”?
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