OMG FAVRE TO VIKINGS QUESTION MARK?
04.29.09
America’s Least Favorite Sports Rumor Ever seems to be gathering steam again, this time after Favre asked the Jets for his release, despite still being on the team’s reserve-retired list. And Favre got it. And now all speculation points to Favre heading where he wanted to be last season–Minnesota. From David Haugh at The Trib:
Without a doubt, Favre would give the Vikings a legitimate deep arm to get the ball to Berrian they currently do not have no matter who is the starting quarterback. He would join a team with a better defense than he had in New York. He would be in a controlled indoor environment for home games more conducive to his aging body than The Meadowlands was.
He might be the missing piece to a team that might just be one player away from being NFC favorites.
WILL HE OR WON’T HE? Just shoot me right now. I thought Brett and John Madden were supposed to bus off together into the sunset. But if the Vikes need a quarterback for the first ten weeks of the season, Favre might be your guy. As for all of you fantasy owners planning to keep Sage Rosenfels…well, you poor bastards can’t really be helped, anyway.

When Farve dies, we’re going to have to have him cremated and then shoot the ashes into outer space. Just to be sure.
I would prefer to target the ship towards the sun just to be safe.
I’m re-tired of his shit.
When Farve dies, we’re going to have to have him cremated and then shoot the ashes into outer space. Just to be sure.
Why wait ’til he dies?
Smoot’s sex boat > Favre’s sex F-150
Excellent point, Matt.
I say we feed him to a giant gorilla, kill the gorilla and have it cremated, feed the ashes to Madden, crush him in a car compactor, feed that to another giant gorilla, cremate again, and then shoot the whole thing into the sun.
Who’s with me?
this is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve seen all day. he’s not coming back to play for the Vikings.
From ESPN today:
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I hope he comes back, just to break Drew’s balls.
I’m on board. Dad works at NASA. I’ll get the paperwork started.
We can probably trap Madden and the gorilla in the same cage using fried bananas.
If we can’t get Madden, we’ll just get Frank Caliendo.
Let me guess who reported this? Peter King? If you guys don’t read the Fun with Peter King shit on KSK, you should its fucking great.
@Biggie
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check the date on that
seem familiar?
@Merk – That was last year, welcome to 2009. $500 dollars says he’s doesn’t play for Minny. Seriously, we can set it up through Paypal…$500.