OH YEAH, PENN STATE WON THE NIT
04.03.09But that wasn’t the fun part. This is the fun part. Just hang through the mind-numbing intro to the 0:45 mark, when Penn State’s Danny Morrissey tries to see how far his nose will bounce off the NIT floor. His cranium got some great air, for sure. And everyone says the Big Ten isn’t a basketball conference…probably because they aren’t.
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Wow. He’s got to be the most depressed guy named Morrissey EVAR.
/plays “How Soon is Now”
//cuts self due to suffocating feelings of ennui
“Had to leave the game … did not return.”
Seriously? What has your lip got to do with shooting threes and not playing defense?
Baylor would have won if they had more Jews.
/Joe Paterno
//shits pants
Danny oughta know it’s a black game.
They still play basketball?
Congratulations to Penn State for indeed proving that they are the 66th best team in college basketball.