NHL: BIG GAME 7 SHOWDOWNS TONIGHT
04.28.09This batty Capitals-Rangers series will finally be laid to rest with Game 7 of their first round series tonight in DC. Puck Daddy nicely summarized this whole ordeal with Rangers coach John Tortorella and this jagoff fan that thought he was part of the action in Game 5. I disagree with Greg in that I believe the fan brought his situation on himself and that arena security didn’t remove that old bastard immediately. Yeah, you’re a real tough guy behind that glass. Dick. Tortorella was suspended for Game 6; he returns to the bench tonight.
Also playing to advance are New Jersey and Carolina, and if you can’t force your child into fellating you this evening, this game is worth a look. Carolina forced a Game 7 after pimp-slapping the Devils on Sunday, 4-0. Hurricanes Ray Whitney and Eric Staal combined for three goals in that game. Devils goalie Martin Brodeur will stop what he can to return his side to another Stanley Cup Final, which I presume would include staying outside of his sister for the duration of the playoffs.

Wasn’t Ray Whitney in Ghostbusters?
/Who brought the dog?
Can I force (ask nicely?) my wife to fellate me while watching Canes over Devs?
She’s a Devs fan, so it only seems right.
@ILove, that really should have been written into your marriage vows.
food for thought: asking to write things into your marriage vows (like a pre-nuptial agreement) is fodder for less fellation. just tell her she looks pretty and pull your cock out. sometimes it works. if not then hey, the game’s still on.
“is that a fish tank bruh, in the middle of the dash?”
“yeah pimpin, don’t put your fingers on my glass.”
I thought these hockey series were best of eleventy.
Eleventeen, Hugh.