With saving the other half of his face for future tattooing, former undisputed heavyweight champ and basket case cum laude Mike Tyson has been working on a film of his life’s story, specifically discussing the project with leading man Jamie Foxx. From the New York Daily News:

The troubled ex-champ told a Las Vegas newspaper that he has had talks with Foxx about a movie and predicted the flick will happen within two years.

“Jamie Foxx and I will be working together,” Tyson told the Review-Journal. “He will play me in the film about my life. We already talked about it several times.”

He says his life story is a warning to kids to stay on the straight and narrow. “I’ve seen the devil, and I don’t want that,” Tyson said.

Tyson says he’s alcohol and drug free now, but high school kids say that all the time, and everyone knows what a bunch of damned liars they are. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go fertilize my lawn before I leave for bridge club.