04.09.09 MICHAEL PHELPS WANTS TO BUY YOU SHOTS

The Michael Phelps Party Bus is back into high gear. This time the kid that won eight gold medals in Beijing was spotted in Marquee, which I guess is one of those New York City bars where they make people wait outside for a while so the place looks important. From the NY Daily News:

“Michael was definitely having a good time,” an eyewitness tells us. “He was drinking straight from a bottle of Grey Goose, and when the deejay started playing M.I.A.’s ‘Paper Planes,’ he got up, started dancing like a loon and kept on yelling, ‘Shots!’”

Phelps also bought four bottles of vodka and made out with his girlfriend. In other words, he acted like a 23-year-old that actually has money. I hope he steals a monster truck and runs over a Greyhound bus full of hookers because I’m getting annoyed with these “Oooh, Michael Phelps drank a swill of alcohol! Now he’ll never be ready for the Olympics in three years!” Whatever.