04.06.09 MARLIN MERMAIDS GIVE GREAT NOSE

Uncoached has unearthed one of the few redeeming features of baseball season: the Marlin Mermaids. If any baseball team needs its own quasi-cheerleading squad, it’s the Marlins, whose odd locale and punishing heat contribute to their perenially horrendous attendance. I don’t know if it’s enough to get me to watch baseball, but it’s enough to get The President a little extra work in the bullpen.

“The bullpen” is my nickname for my special masturbating place, in case that was unclear.

BY: PUNTE | TAGS: FLORIDA MARLINS, MLB

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There are 4 comments about:
MARLIN MERMAIDS GIVE GREAT NOSE

April 6th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

WhyDoYouAsk says:

I’m guessing the Marlin’s beak smells an awful lot like tuna.

April 6th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Blackcapricorn says:

What rhymes with orange? My dick apparently.

April 6th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

Great. Now I can’t think about baseball during strong sexual situations.

April 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Use your other hand on that nose, bitch. I’m digging the snarl.

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