04.17.09 ‘KOREAN ABDUL-JABBAR’: SMALL ASIAN AT LARGE
Meet Kari Farrell, confidence woman and fugitive of the Salt Lake City Police Department. The 22-year-old is wanted for check forgery and retail theft. And she’s not even that good-looking! The feature piece on her from New York Observer is a crazy read, but the only reason we could even pretend to act like it belongs on a sports blog stems from this money passage here (emphasis added):
“She has this thing with guys where she talks about sex really upfront and kind of puts people off balance,” said Joe. (It was also around November that a guy named Troy was at Union Pool, the Williamsburg bar, when the bartender passed him a note from another customer. It read, “I want to give you a hand job with my mouth,” and was signed “Korean Abdul-Jabbar.” It was, according to Troy, from Ms. Ferrell. Another time, a patron at Fabiane’s, the café on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, said Ms. Ferrell passed him a note which read: “I want you to throw a hot dog down my hall.”)
I don’t know if this speaks more to guys wanting to do Asian girls or if we’re just dumb. Probably both, but if someone offers you a free hot dog toss, that’s pretty damn tough to turn down. Aside from wasting a perfectly good hot dog. Wait, what were we talking about?
|chest tat pic from Hipster Runoff|
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‘KOREAN ABDUL-JABBAR’: SMALL ASIAN AT LARGE
“I want to give you a hand job with my mouth,”
Make up your mind, please.
/would’ve probably accepted it
Jesus, she already has the blue vein on her left tit? Fuck that’s a kick in the pills after that tattoo.
I don’t get it, I really don’t. Why are asian women hot? The typically have weird boobs and big bushes, so someone explain it to me without using “sucky, sucky, 5 dolla” as your reason.
Why are asian women hot?
Screw you. More for us.
“Why are asian women hot?”
Easy. The mustard sauce.
DEAR GOD, SHE’S HOLDING A CUP OF AIDS!!
@BiggieLaing: Asian women have a lot in common with french fries. They’re yellow, they’re plentiful, they heat up quickly, and your fingers are nice and greasy after you’ve finished them. Also much like french fries, I don’t mind sharing them with you, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to try to explain to you why you should want some.
/resolves to go to the In-N-Out in San Gabriel tonight.
“What happens if a girl wants to buy a car?”
“Scott over there will finger them with his penis.”
She tried to seduce one man by saying
“beisboru unrucky you rika ricky my crabby?
in one picture she’s holding a cup of aids, in another she’s laying in a hospital bed, her napkins should read “i want to give you aids, with my aids.”
Michael Phelps must be making calls to his creditors frantically right now.
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