Meet Kari Farrell, confidence woman and fugitive of the Salt Lake City Police Department. The 22-year-old is wanted for check forgery and retail theft. And she’s not even that good-looking! The feature piece on her from New York Observer is a crazy read, but the only reason we could even pretend to act like it belongs on a sports blog stems from this money passage here (emphasis added):

“She has this thing with guys where she talks about sex really upfront and kind of puts people off balance,” said Joe. (It was also around November that a guy named Troy was at Union Pool, the Williamsburg bar, when the bartender passed him a note from another customer. It read, “I want to give you a hand job with my mouth,” and was signed “Korean Abdul-Jabbar.” It was, according to Troy, from Ms. Ferrell. Another time, a patron at Fabiane’s, the café on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, said Ms. Ferrell passed him a note which read: “I want you to throw a hot dog down my hall.”)

I don’t know if this speaks more to guys wanting to do Asian girls or if we’re just dumb. Probably both, but if someone offers you a free hot dog toss, that’s pretty damn tough to turn down. Aside from wasting a perfectly good hot dog. Wait, what were we talking about?

|chest tat pic from Hipster Runoff|