Comments on: KOBE BRYANT: STILL A DOUCHEBAG http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/04/kobe-bryant-still-a-douchebag Sports news and gossip are fun, and your life depends on them Fri, 25 May 2012 01:57:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: BiggieLaing http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/04/kobe-bryant-still-a-douchebag/comment-page-1#comment-97644 BiggieLaing Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:58:41 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=18086#comment-97644 I'd rather plant a tree and watch it grow than watch Tim Duncan do anything. At least I have an outside shot at seeing the tree do something exciting. And would Spikes camera be rolling when Tony Parker and Duncan lick each others balls in the shower after the games? Eva Longoria is the best cover wife for a gay man ever...next to Katie Holmes of course. I’d rather plant a tree and watch it grow than watch Tim Duncan do anything. At least I have an outside shot at seeing the tree do something exciting.

And would Spikes camera be rolling when Tony Parker and Duncan lick each others balls in the shower after the games? Eva Longoria is the best cover wife for a gay man ever…next to Katie Holmes of course.

]]> By: Enrico Pallazzo http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/04/kobe-bryant-still-a-douchebag/comment-page-1#comment-97632 Enrico Pallazzo Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:34:54 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=18086#comment-97632 So if one of the more renown directors of your day (Spike Lee, specifically) wanted to create a documentary about you... HELL YES! Two hours of Enrico masturbating and eating chicken wings while listening to Walking In Memphis! Smells like an Oscar. So if one of the more renown directors of your day (Spike Lee, specifically) wanted to create a documentary about you…

HELL YES! Two hours of Enrico masturbating and eating chicken wings while listening to Walking In Memphis! Smells like an Oscar.

]]> By: DimpieChimplins http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/04/kobe-bryant-still-a-douchebag/comment-page-1#comment-97630 DimpieChimplins Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:44:58 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=18086#comment-97630 Kobe said he would only do it if Danny Aiello was in it Kobe said he would only do it if Danny Aiello was in it

]]> By: Punch Rockgroin http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/04/kobe-bryant-still-a-douchebag/comment-page-1#comment-97629 Punch Rockgroin Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:26:24 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=18086#comment-97629 Kobe's rider stipulates at least one chair. Kobe’s rider stipulates at least one chair.

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