ISIAH HAS ANOTHER TEAM TO RUIN
04.15.09UPDATE: ESPN is reporting that Thomas will work next season for free. Florida International still overpaid.
Florida International University’s AD Pete Garcia must have allowed himself to be photographed having gay sex in a children’s library with Satan, because that’s the only reason I can muster for his hiring of Isiah Thomas. To coach their basketball team. Not like make copies or fetch coffee or anything, because even that seems out of the man’s skill range.
“Coming back to the college game has always been a dream of mine, and I didn’t want to pass up an opportunity to go somewhere where we can build a basketball legacy together,” Thomas said in a statement.
A beautiful basketball legacy of failure, to be specific. Pete Garcia, I thank you, sir. You’ve just made my job a lot easier come this winter. As for now, I’m at a total loss. Probably because my brain just exploded.
|GameOn| Orig. run 4/14/09
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I’m pretty sure the fact that it is legally impossible to sexually harass a drunk college girl is why Thomas wants to get into college so bad.
I’m sure FIU has a spare 11.6 million dollars to cover the average ruling for the inevitable Isiah Thomas sexual harassment lawsuit…
With 2/3 of the students being hispanic, FIU gave him the best “big booty to susceptible freshman” ratio. As long as he keeps his heavy petting and touching to during spring break, he should be ok.
Seriously, what kind of parent would want their kid to play for Isiah Thomas???
Maybe the Athletic Director is trying to get fired like “Peter” in “Office Space”?