IRELAND, LAND OF…SURF?
04.30.09Three guys shot a documentary surfing off the largely-uncharted west coast of Ireland, which is kind of amazing, because I thought the only thing you needed to impress girls in Ireland was a full pint glass and a general sense of belligerence. The film, Power of Three, will be released in May. Here’s the trailer.

I call shenanigans! You can’t tell me there are only 3 people in all of Ireland crazy enough to surf those waves. Ireland is the birthplace of crazy!
FAKE!!!
You can also impress Irish women with your knuckles, sperm count, and vast knowledge of potatoes.
I knew an Irish guy that was a phenomenal surfer. One night when I was recovering from getting hit in the face by a loose board on the artificial wave in Durban, he nailed the German chick I was chasing. Nice guy, though.
/The doctor who stitched me up thought I might have had brain damage.
//What’s the point of this story?
///I like stories.
Great story. Now make with the fucking panda porn. The day’s half over.