
This might be a couple weeks old, but it’s still another float in the parade of questionable judgement in high school coaching continues, so here it is. We go to, ironically enough, the Beaver State of Oregon. Michael Todd (not pictured), who was the baseball coach at Portland Lincoln High School, resigned from that position after school administrators learned that he allegedly took three students to a strip club on a team trip in San Francisco.
From The Oregonian:
Two volunteer coaches who went to the strip club also resigned Friday, Cowie said. Their identities were not released, and Cowie said he did not know the coaches’ relationship to team members or the Southwest Portland school.
The strip-club incident was reported to school officials by students who had heard about it from baseball team members, Cowie said.
The resignation comes six weeks after another Lincoln coach, David Adelman, was arrested on accusations of driving under the influence of intoxicants.
Adelman, the boys’ basketball coach and son of Houston Rockets coach Rick Adelman, remains on staff pending disciplinary measures. Most people would say that the DUI is so much worse than taking high-school aged kids someplace they’d probably end up anyway, but strips clubs are no place for young adults. You know how much a Diet Coke is in a strip club?! It’s like five bucks! Is that the kind of thing we really want our kids to be around?

Can I hire this guy to be my life coach, I think our team could do great things with one dollar bills.
Kids need to know the fundamentals of makin’ it rain.
Strippers here in SF are skank. Waste of good tuck money. Sir Charles was right: the best strippers are in Houston.
My baseball coach taught me the valuable lesson of suicide squeezing the life out of strippers.
My hockey coach taught me the the value of riding the pine. Also the value of revenge. His dog is in a better place now.
I really hate to endorse hazing, but whoever squealed to the principal about this is not getting any sympathy from me when he comes home from practice with his ass cheeks duct taped together.
@Zack – Amen. Fuckin’ kids these days don’t know how to keep their mouths shut.
I hope these kids were tought the proper knuckle-curve.
Proof once again Kids today are stupid. What, were the strippers not hot enough? Did coach not buy you a lapdance? Why are these kids keep blabbing over stupid things? Oh, waaaaa, coach took me to a strip club. Waaaaaah, my math teacher who is a car model wants to blow me. Man up!
@ Phillas. Vancouver, BC still has the best strippers I’ve seen. Houston ain’t bad. Montreal has got the horniest though.
@Max – right on about Montreal. I got four of my eleven STD’s from that beautiful city. Hey, who couldn’t love a city with a “Gay Town”?