HEY: The sound on this video should be considered not safe for work.
Some of you think I don’t like hockey. Wrong, ass pandas. And to prove it, our swan song for today is
Brandon Dubinsky’s game-winning goal that put the Rangers over the Caps last night. I actually watched part of this game. Did you know they play on ice? The final was 4-3; Rangers lead the series, 1-0. Oh, and Philly lost. There’s your update.
Seriously, I was a big NHL fan before (a) the lockout and (b) moving from the midwest to the deep South that same summer. So color me disenfranchised with the NHL if you like; I still enjoy the game. It’s kinda like an old girlfriend that I broke up with, and now some of you guys are dating her and you expect me to act like she’s not being a slut. Well, forget it. In closing, treat yo’ mama right.
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Thank you for your continued, sort of, support for the NHL. And your ex-girlfriend is drunk dialing you right now. Come back to the hockey pussy!
Jose Theodore can lick my fucking taint. How that fucker ever won the Hart trophy (league MVP for all you yanks) is beyond me.
Was that Schultz’s first time on skates? Well, keep at it.
This is the 5th time that I have been called an “ass panda” today…
He has no one to blame but himself for playing sports on ice!
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“Seriously, I was a big NHL fan before (a) the lockout and (b) moving from the midwest to the deep South that same summer. ”
So Gary Bettman’s plan of putting hockey teams in crappy-ass southern cities is working like a charm.