Uncoached takes us to University Park, Florida, where the young ladies of Florida International University are…pretty much sitting around doing nothing. Hmmm, Wikipedia said you guys your school is a public research university, but some of us wouldn’t mind making it a pubic research facility. Yes? Yes? No? Maybe?
Anyway, see the whole gallery there. See my faves here while I get more coffee and write some better jokes.
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Needs more ropes and duct tape for me to get erect.
memorize those faces. you’ll be seeing them again under the headline “FIU cheerleaders accuse basketball coach of sexual harassment.”
If I read see the whole thing there my favorites here, I am going to go Ryan Leaf on the locker room that is this blog.
You see I went with a draft bust reference, because Matt Stafford is ready to do the same, what with his unstable family background and all.
@Pauly: A little tear-streaked mascara wouldn’t hurt either.
That random panda picture is a little less sexy then the last one.
Ohhh suuuure. It’s ok for them to be in that trunk. But when I do it, it’s “creepy” and “against the law.” Junior high cheerleaders are total prudes.
There really should be a “pandas fucking” tag at this point. You could get a lot of mileage out of that one.
I’m digging the “Black Hole Sun” smiles in the trunk. I’m going to try that on my stripper corpse tonight.