Cowboys fans in the District can take care of themselves, which is how it should be. From NBC Washington.

A man grabbed a Dallas Cowboys flag from a car that was stopped at a traffic light on L Street near Connecticut Avenue, threw it on the ground and was promptly punched in the face once the driver got out of his car.

One witness told the Washington Post she saw a “big, tall man walk up to this guy and hit him across the head.” Then other witnesses said he walked back toward his car, picked up what presumably was the flag, and drove off.

I just enjoyed the fact that a Redskins fan (presumably) got punched out in the middle of downtown DC. More disputes should be resolved like this; I’m a huge fan of swift, appropriate, and hilarious. And this band really has nothing to do with the post. They’re just neat.