Carlie Christine was the cheerleader coach at Orangevale (CA) Casa Robles High School, but was then fired after school officials were informed that Christine had posed for Playboy and appeared on their site as Cyber Girl of the Week, a title which really sounds more apocalyptic than masturbatory, but that’s just me thinking out loud.

What apparently uncovered the coach was when some girls didn’t make the cheerleading squad because they had a few unexcused absences from school. Their parents then made copies of Christine and dropped the pictures on the principal’s desk.

Christine was then fired from her position at Casa Robles High School.

And obviously there was plenty of phony parental outrage to go around. And the “parents” in the story ASKED NOT TO BE IDENTIFIED, because inflicting your morals on other people is the only bravery that’s required in this world, I guess.

“The girls are supposed to look up their coaches,” says one concerned parent. “The whole football team has seen it.”

Whatever, parents. Everyone knows that cheerleaders are just whores in training from the onset. The link to Christine’s spread is here; it’s NSFW. Until the parents of Casa Robles High get it taken down, anyway. Prudes.

|CBS 13|

Originally posted April 15, 2009.