Don Chavez rounded up some images of the 2009 Augusta Hooters Miss Par 3 Bikini Contest. And I guess she’d be called “Miss Par 3″ because once you get her on the dance floor you still have two more whacks to get it in the hole. Watch out for loose impediments…and I don’t have a golf metaphor for “modest cleavage.” Whatever it is, I bet it rhymes with Phil Mickelson. See the complete gallery over there. See my favorites here.
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/Mind-of-Mencia-180x180.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/miguel-angel-jimenez-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/golf-putt-of-the-year1-180x180.png)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/johnson-wagner-golf-shorts-180x180.png)
Which one is the ball-washer?
I think I see some fringe on #3.
Number 7 is a gentle dog-leg left-to-right.
11, 12 and 13 are “Amen Corner” indeed.*
*Don’t actualy see a 13 but whatever.
Al Bunde said it best: Hooters, Hooters, yum, yum, yum… Hooters, Hooters on a bitch that’s dumb.
Hello, boner.
/Jim Nantz
I believe this is what the experts call “a lot of chicks in bikinis.”