YOU CAN BUY MIKE VICK’S HIZZY
03.03.09
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has images of Michael Vick’s old mansion. Not old as in old, but old as in “he doesn’t own it anymore.” I’m so sick of friends telling me that they bought a new car and then it turns out to be some 2002 Camry or some shit. THAT’S NOT NEW! Anyway:
This nearly 20,000-square-foot home is one of Sugarloaf Country Club’s most notable estates. The eight-bedroom mansion once belonged to former Falcons star quarterback Michael Vick. It will be auctioned March 10 for a minimum of $3.2 million, though the home is available to early buyers for $3.15 million. Funari Realty is handling the sale.
I called and asked about pet stains and they told me that I wouldn’t believe how easy it is to scrape blood off of concrete. So there’s that.
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What No Basement or Crawl Space? John Wayne Gacy is not impressed.
mike vick living in that house is the perfect definition of “turd in a punch bowl”
Where did he keep the robotic Richard Simmons?
for a minimum of $3.2 million, though the home is available to early buyers for $3.15 million
I wasn’t gonna bother at 3.2, but 3.15….sign me up!!!
Too bad Rick James is dead – there is a perfectly good white couch for which he can lay down and stretch out on.
Where is the Rape Stand Veranda?
And is that hizzouse or hizzerpes? Either way, color me interested.
so… the mansion is new, then?
why was his house built like you’re looking through the other side of binoculars? pff rich people.
I was thinking about buying the house, but I’m not #7.
that’s not a fake cow. It’s a stuffed bovine terrier. Vick is known to be a bit of a taxidermy enthusiast.
Can I keep the plastic cow wearing Nike high tops?
Yes?
Deal.
I’m interested in purchasing the home. Any ideas on where I can find a good guard dog?
Vacuum the shag, or you’ll get kennel cough.
“almost mint condition. Minor dog hair problem in basement”
J.P. Losman wants his rug back
I don’t care about the furniture, but the cow out front is a deal breaker.
Where’s the kennel?