03.03.09 YOU CAN BUY MIKE VICK’S HIZZY

Where’s the kennel?

I don’t care about the furniture, but the cow out front is a deal breaker.

J.P. Losman wants his rug back

“almost mint condition. Minor dog hair problem in basement”

Vacuum the shag, or you’ll get kennel cough.

I’m interested in purchasing the home. Any ideas on where I can find a good guard dog?

Can I keep the plastic cow wearing Nike high tops?
Yes?
Deal.

that’s not a fake cow. It’s a stuffed bovine terrier. Vick is known to be a bit of a taxidermy enthusiast.

I was thinking about buying the house, but I’m not #7.

why was his house built like you’re looking through the other side of binoculars? pff rich people.

so… the mansion is new, then?

And is that hizzouse or hizzerpes? Either way, color me interested.

Where is the Rape Stand Veranda?

Too bad Rick James is dead – there is a perfectly good white couch for which he can lay down and stretch out on.

for a minimum of $3.2 million, though the home is available to early buyers for $3.15 million

I wasn’t gonna bother at 3.2, but 3.15….sign me up!!!

Where did he keep the robotic Richard Simmons?

mike vick living in that house is the perfect definition of “turd in a punch bowl”

What No Basement or Crawl Space? John Wayne Gacy is not impressed.