When Michael Vick finishes up his time as a guest of the federal government, he’s expecting to go back into the NFL and score one more payday before his career goes the way of…wait, his career’s already done that once. To the blockquote!
The embattled Atlanta Falcons quarterback is hoping to earn as much as $10 million a year or more, according to court filings in his bankruptcy case. Under the plan he submitted to the court, Vick would keep the first $750,000 of his annual income over the next five years. After that, a percentage would go to his creditors based on a sliding scale.
It seems to be a foregone conclusion that (a) The Rog will let Vick back in the league, and that (b) Vick is going to be a sustainable force on the field, either at quarterback or at some other position on the field. But is it? I guess all it would take is one phone call from Jerry Jones to make it happen. Personally, I’m more interested in booing Vick on the field than seeing him turn into another Maurice Clarett, not that I would mind. Or care. If the NFL has taught us anything, it’s that clueless athletes devoid of charisma are in plentiful supply. You might say it’s a dog-eat-dog world. Vick certainly would.
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Is that the stare of a man who’s focused? Or a man who can’t open his eyes all the way to due copious amounts of weed ingestion? Either way, fuck him and his dog-killing ways. And fuck all the people saying “Leave him alone — he’s paid his dues!” No, he killed dogs. Fuck him.
I thought that I could get 10 million once, too. But apparently the market for my anus on Craigslist is not what I had hoped.
Oooooooh, he killed dogs. Not something cuddly, fluffy and fun!! How dare he!! He took a cigar an put it out repeatedly in Snoopy’s face, he’s the fucking devil!!
FUCK THAT NOISE!! All you self rightous assholes out there can stop sniffing your own farts and put down the cross. If he’d been putting Cobra’s and Mongoose’s in a pit and watching them go at it, people wouldn’t have said shit. But the second it’s something you can pet the whole goddamn planet loses it mind.
American’s have grilled 50 fucking million cows on their bbq’s watching football over the time this guy’s been in jail, so don’t sit there on your high horse, pointing your fucking finger. I thought the term “slaughter house” was pretty self explanitory.
The guy financed it and drowned a few pitbulls (not Lassy or Brian Griffin) to put them out of their misery. A horse breaks it’s leg at the Kentucky Derby and it’s glue and schezwhan beef a week later.
He killed dogs, he killed dogs. FUCK OFF!!!
Biggie, you’re gonna need to settle down.
Btw, Biggie, the last time I tried petting a cobra…things didn’t turn out so good.
Speaking on behalf of self-righteous assholes, um, killing dogs is fucked up. Dogs have been domesticated for thousands of years and are bred to be companions (either working, sporting, or just family pets). Your “50 fucking million cows” argument might hold water if there was any record of a seeing-eye cow. And he didn’t drown pitbulls to put them out of their misery (a Dogtor Kervorkian?), he killed the ones that couldn’t fight well, as well as used other dogs as “sparring partners”. So, in conclusion, please stop with the specious reasoning, as well as the retarded spelling.
Biggie, people just love dogs. I mean, I couldn’t just not stare into its eyes while my penis penetrates its ass.
jesus biggie, its a blog not a soap box….
…and fuck cows
Holy crap, now we’re talking about specific breeding? For thousands of years? Like the fact that Pit bulls have been specifically bred for one purpose since they arrived to America in the 1800′s. A purpose that led The Center of Disease Control and Prevention to do a 2 year study on the breed. A study that found 27 human related deaths due to attacks during that time. A breed that has bans in 14 countries and legislation all over the world…yeah, you’re right these things are the family pet.
You made references to “companions” and “seeing eye dogs”…did he kill those dogs? Did he steal little Sally Sunshine’s Labradoodle and slice its throat, no he didn’t. People keep attaching names like “Cuddles” and “Mr. Snugglesworth” to these vicious, blood thirsty animals.
Mike Vick was a part of a dog fighting ring, which is wrong and he was punished for it. But don’t think for a second that the thrill people get looking down the scope of a rifle at an unsuspecting creature, pulling the trigger and cutting its head off to hang on their wall for the sole purpose of showing it off to all that will look at it, is better than what Vick did. It’s cold blooded no matter how you want to break it down. He used an expendable asset and disposed of it when he was done with it….nothing more.
Now take my retarded spelling and spell check that one fucker!!
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And you spelled Kevorkian wrong…retard! I’m done now, GO FALCONS!!!
My bad on the Doctor Death spelling.
But it wasn’t just pitbulls; he had other dogs act as practice meat for the pitbulls. Did he get them from little Sally? Dunno. But there were “regular” dogs used as bait (for lack of a better word).
As for hunting, yeah, there’s nothing at all macho about killing an animal (unless you’re using your bare hands). Especially (off-topic) this shooting wolves from helicopters bullshit, or the “stocked” game reserves (like where Cheney shot his lawyer buddy). But I have no problem hunting game animals if you’re eating what you kill. I have the same policy toward hookers.
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If killing dogs is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Fuck you, Biggie, and fuck your cro-magnon ass. We are not just talking about “killing dogs” here. Come on now. We are talking about betting on animals tearing each other to pieces. Makes me sick.
And the biggest fuck you of all goes to the pea-brained and huge ego of Michael Vick.
For those haters….join the PETA movement and fuck off. You only care because Vick is famous and that supposedly means you live the life of mother Theresa. You’ll cheer on your favorite UFC fighter as he beats an already unconcious man right up until the ref pulls him off in a caged ring…but dog fighting?…ick…how dare they! EAT A DICK.
fyi vick didn’t go to jail for dog fighting. he went for lying to prosecutors.
also the guy is as stupid as they come. the rest of “Bad Newz” is at home right now. he has lost 40+ million in actual and potential earnings and served an unprecedented amount of jail time. all for participating in activities condoned within his community. he has in fact “paid his dues”.
you know what was condoned in my community? going to college and banging as many white girls as possible. thanks mom and dad.
Ah…I get it…Biggie’s a Falcons fan. We now understand.
Actually, I’m a 49ers fan.