Comments on: TONY ROMO’S WEEKENDS JUST GOT WORSE

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:20:56 +0000

I would eat rotten corn chowder and moldy cottage cheese out of her ass (or whatever fold she lets let at), while rubbing her tits in my face making this noise “mahm, mahm, mahm, mahm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, mahm”. That’s right!!

By: SSGT Barnes

SSGT Barnes — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:06:40 +0000

Look, I know she’s cow’ed up these days, but I would do awful terrible things to Ms. Simpson.

Wretched things that would make the urbane commenters here turn away in disgust(or applause)

By: Shooter McGavin

Shooter McGavin — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:43:14 +0000

And yeah, just as Jason Segal says in the trailer for “I Love You, Man”, don’t play sports with women. “This is my nightmare!!”

By: Shooter McGavin

Shooter McGavin — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:41:33 +0000

“You have chosen: a 3-Wood. May I suggest a putter?”

“3-Wood”

“Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest, feather touch”

*click click click*

“You have selected: Power Drive! Now, hit 7,8,7, to swing.”

*swings*

“Ball is in: Parking Lot”

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:02:58 +0000

TomahawkFlop, perfect response, lol.

By: Saunders

Saunders — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:35:11 +0000

If she wants some exercise, let her carry the bag around for a round. That’ll learn her.

By: Vagoo Guru

Vagoo Guru — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:49:26 +0000

Romo likes ‘em bigger so when he’s hittin her from the back she looks more like Witten.

By: Porkpie

Porkpie — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:47:36 +0000

I’ve golfed with women who were just friends and I’ve golfed with women I was having a relationship with at the time. Huge difference. This will be the end for fatty and homo.

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:33:22 +0000

Despite her recent weight gain I would still select my driver on her putting green.

By: TomahawkFlop

TomahawkFlop — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:29:46 +0000

BiggieLaing, golf sucks, b/c I do, in fact, suck at golf.