03.20.09 TONY ROMO’S WEEKENDS JUST GOT WORSE
Jessica Simpson wants to learn how to play golf. I don’t really know why she wants to play golf. I’m sure last week she wanted to be an astronaut, and then maybe Vice President the week before that. Jay Busbee at Devil Ball Golf thinks it’s a PR ploy; she asked Tiger Woods for lessons, but he apparently he had better things to do. Like his wife.
As well as helping her to get in shape, Jessica, 28, thinks learning to play golf will bring her closer to Tony, who is a huge fan of the sport.
A source tells In Touch Weekly: “Jessica is taking it seriously. She even asked if Tiger Woods would give her some pointers, but he’s been busy with his new baby.”
The “Golfing With Women” thing can be a divisive issue. I personally love it, but I know a lot of guys hate it. It depends on whether “golf course” means “golf course” or “out to the strip club with friends.” Of course, one could argue that if Jess wasn’t so much bigger these days, then Tony would hardly be playing much golf at all.
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TONY ROMO’S WEEKENDS JUST GOT WORSE
If golfing with women means golfing with lesbian strippers that like to munch box on the golf course, then I say yes, this is a good idea. Otherwise, golf sucks.
Lee Carvello’s putting challange is pretty sweet but I prefer to spend my time playing BONESTORM!!
I’m sure John Daly is available for lessons.
And golf only sucks if you in fact, suck at golf. Explain how hammering the ball down a massive field, while drinking beer on a sunny day sucks?
BiggieLaing, golf sucks, b/c I do, in fact, suck at golf.
Despite her recent weight gain I would still select my driver on her putting green.
I’ve golfed with women who were just friends and I’ve golfed with women I was having a relationship with at the time. Huge difference. This will be the end for fatty and homo.
Romo likes ‘em bigger so when he’s hittin her from the back she looks more like Witten.
If she wants some exercise, let her carry the bag around for a round. That’ll learn her.
TomahawkFlop, perfect response, lol.
“You have chosen: a 3-Wood. May I suggest a putter?”
“3-Wood”
“Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest, feather touch”
*click click click*
“You have selected: Power Drive! Now, hit 7,8,7, to swing.”
*swings*
“Ball is in: Parking Lot”
And yeah, just as Jason Segal says in the trailer for “I Love You, Man”, don’t play sports with women. “This is my nightmare!!”
Look, I know she’s cow’ed up these days, but I would do awful terrible things to Ms. Simpson.
Wretched things that would make the urbane commenters here turn away in disgust(or applause)
I would eat rotten corn chowder and moldy cottage cheese out of her ass (or whatever fold she lets let at), while rubbing her tits in my face making this noise “mahm, mahm, mahm, mahm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, mahm”. That’s right!!
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