UPDATE: We moved the video to after the jump. After all, crack kills.

WARNING: This clip features a long-distance, out-of-focus nude guy skating. There aren’t enough naughty bits in here to call it unsafe for your place of business, but here’s a heads-up anyway.

During a stoppage of play in some game in Connecticut, a naked guy wanders onto the ice with nothing other than skates, a big blue goalie stick, and unbridled charisma. Oh, and a hat, which fell off. It’s amazing that he can’t keep his feet but then regroups and makes a nice deke on the goalie on the far side. That’s the thing about hockey players; all you need is heart and a total absence of thought to be successful.

But is it more humiliating than this?

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