THIS MUST BE WHY THEY WEAR PADS
03.31.09UPDATE: We moved the video to after the jump. After all, crack kills.
WARNING: This clip features a long-distance, out-of-focus nude guy skating. There aren’t enough naughty bits in here to call it unsafe for your place of business, but here’s a heads-up anyway.

During a stoppage of play in some game in Connecticut, a naked guy wanders onto the ice with nothing other than skates, a big blue goalie stick, and unbridled charisma. Oh, and a hat, which fell off. It’s amazing that he can’t keep his feet but then regroups and makes a nice deke on the goalie on the far side. That’s the thing about hockey players; all you need is heart and a total absence of thought to be successful.
But is it more humiliating than this?
|TotalProSports, via FanIQ|

Jim Jones’ dream of appearing on WL has finally come to fruition.
complete with Ashley Schaeffer dick slapping action