Noted Caucasian Jon Scheyer didn’t get called for traveling on this play over the weekend against Virginia Tech, which is amazing considering that the referees surely saw this play from the week before and thought, “Hey, maybe we should look out for that.” But then Coach K called them a cadre of bat-eating Jews or something and they got all freaked out and forgot about it. Or, maybe they just don’t give a shit about college basketball. And fellas, if that’s the case, we should really hang out and not watch college basketball sometime. I could use some real friends.