03.31.09 THE PHOTO

Fucking beautiful. I hear that Tebow’s urine can be made into a tincture that cures cancer in third world shitholes.

Am I even worthy of looking at a picture featuring those two? It feels wrong.

She is not ugly.

Thank God the month ends tomorrow. I’d hate to see you overworked.

Tebow is consistently strong. The power of Christ must compel something.

T-Beau *swoon*

Sincerly

CFB Analyists

is that a Pac-Man medallion? because that’s a deal breaker. Zaxxon ftw.

WHICH ONE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE JERKIN IT TO???

go die Punte

Tim Tebow has tenderly held many young boys penises.

That twinkle in her eye? Lane Kiffin says he already has an oral commitment from it.

Needs more titty.

Tebow is going to be the next Tom Brady.
And by that I mean, he’s going to be fucking Gisele while another woman carries his child.

I don’t buy his PR shtick. That photo reeks of an impending old fashioned, major university football style date rape.

i had planned on raising my one year old son to be a rational being who believes in critical thinking and the scientific method. Upon seeing this, however, i’ve decided to home school him and to inculcate him in the looniest religious crap i can cram down his throat. then when he brings home hot girlfriends like this, i’m one roofie away from paradise.

Her cleavage will definitely make Filipino foreskin harvesting easier – especially with born again toddlers like Tebow.