THE GUY WHO GOT TRADED FOR BATS DIED
03.04.09Independent-leaguer John C. Odom made headlines last may when he was traded away from the Calgary Vipers for ten baseball bats. Well, the bats are still around. From FOX News:
The medical examiner said Odom’s death in Georgia on Nov. 5 at age 26 was an accidental overdose from heroin, methamphetamine, the stimulant benzylpiperazine and alcohol. Odom’s death had drawn little notice by the start of spring training this year. Now, former teammates, managers and club officials keep asking a question for which there is no satisfying answer.
“I guarantee this trade thing really bothered him. That really worried me,” said Dan Shwam, who managed Odom last year on the Laredo Broncos of the United League. “I really believe, knowing his background, that this drove him back to the bottle, that it put him on the road to drugs again.”
No idea why it took us four months to finally hear about this. There’s a more drawn-out recounting about the ordeal on Salon, which mentions that Calgary didn’t even use the bats that they acquired for Odom, which, believe it or not, were purchased by Ripley’s for $10,000.
Odom’s family is still trying to exchange the corpse for 20 pounds of topsoil. Hey, those daffodil bulbs aren’t gonna plant themselves.


I once bartered for an Ox and a wagon axle but later died of dysentery.
So… I bet they have to give a couple of the bats back now huh…
I actually bet if they ground him up like Soylent Green he would make plants blossom… Soylent Green is Crack Headish Minor Leaguers… Crack Headish Minor Leaguers…..
i wonder what his final demise would have been if he was traded for shoe laces and gatorade?
i like the wording..accidental overdose from heroin, methamphetamine, benzylpiperazine and alcohol…maybe he should have sat that last bahama mamma down…
So Ripley’s paid $10k for this guy to commit suicide?
Heroin, methamphetamine, the stimulant benzylpiperazine and alcohol, I wonder if dude caught a buzz.
In other news, there was an accidental suicide today as a man used his shot gun as a pogo stick while hanging from a noose in his garage, injesting bleach and setting himself on fire. Police are baffled as to what he was trying to do.
Where’s your Jobu now?
Damn you, Punch. You beat me to it.
Does no one just die from bathtub crank anymore?
Believe it or not, Dean Cain can fit an entire bat in his anus.
Still a better trade than the Adam Eaton for Chris Young/Adrian Gonzalez deal. Damn you Jon Daniels.
Still a better trade than the Jason Kidd for Devin Harris deal. Damn you Mark Cuban.
And yet, he wouldn’t take steroids to get better at his job.
They should trade Luke Walton away for a Voit basketball. Then courier him over some blow, bennies, meth, a 60 of crown royal and we’ll cross our fingers…