UPDATE: SI.com is reporting that Watts has been suspended for the next four Sprint Cup races. More time fer huntin’!
Here’s your NASCAR post for March: Jimmy Watts is the guy that runs across Pit Row to chase down a tire into the infield. Watts was suspended for the remainder of the race. Like you care. Hey, Jimmy! It’s not a daggum possum! Now yew git back here and wash them hands for supper! It’s funny because they really talk like that.
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What the fuck kind of name is Truex? And Truex, Jr to boot?
Goddamn rubes. Go to fucking court and change that shit to Trickle.
That dialogue is dead on – ‘cept fer the washin’ yer hands part.
Watts all the fuss about a rogue tire?
that idiot put a lot of good cars a lap down by pulling that stunt. He should be suspended the rest of the year.
Or better yet, let’s suspend car racing. Forever.
@Sex Cannon- there are enough left turn pavers out of work as it is. Let’s not add to the nation’s unemployment rolls.