Alfonso Soriano enters the third year of his mighty 136 million dollar deal this season, so it’s understandable that he’d have a bit of coin to throw away on something frivolous. But this, a Cubs Blue Hummer with…a lot of speakers in it. I never understood the point of a car stereo system for making other people listen to your music. But being a jagoff millionaire athlete means never having to say you’re sorry. But consider that, even with depreciation, this investment panned out better than anything he would have had in the stock market at this point. Although when you consider what he spent at the pump, it’s probably a wash.

|Big League Stew, via Home Run Derby|