03.17.09 OLD WHITE GUY HIGH-FIVE FAIL

We’re a day late on this clip, but this EPIC FAIL of a high-five was by far and away the highlight of Selection Sunday. When will old white guys learn that they should stick to firm handshakes and lemon parties? Or maybe just firm handshakes. **Googles “lemon party”** Yeah, definitely just firm handshakes.

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BY: Matt | TAGS: NCAA BASKETBALL, NCAA HOOPS

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There are 4 comments about:
OLD WHITE GUY HIGH-FIVE FAIL

March 17th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

the worlds most dangerous fist magnet says:

when the next step is forgetting your name and shitting yourself, missing a high five is not so bad

Happy st patties day heathens…..i’m off to get shit faced.

March 17th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Porkpie says:

Fucking guys are giving whitey a bad name.

March 17th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

I bet that they both bought robot insurance from Sam Waterston.

March 17th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Sex Cannon says:

Greg Gumbel doesn’t like to be called an old white guy.

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