Uncoached put together a collection of girls riding mechanical bulls. And I’m being totally serious when I say I have no idea how anyone could watch this live and not start beating off right then and there. It’s been said that what separates us humans from the animal kingdom is our concept of self-restraint. But I think it’s just our ability to lock ourselves in the bathroom while our undercarriage gets a little bit of a How’s Your Father.
I must go now.
TAGS: COWGIRLS HAVE FEWER STDS
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2010/01/COWBELL_GIRL-135x135.jpg)
Unfortunately the caliber of girl that usually rides those things is Wendy, the big-boned wallflower that had enough chardonnay to feel brave.
the nickelback soundtrack fucked it all up for me.
Wow, Nickelback soundtrack with Johnny Cash simultaneously projected on the wall. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Hm. So?
whack a sybian on that horse and things get really interesting
Oh my.
She can ride me for 8 seconds*
*-actual time may vary
this is why we love sports.
// “we love sports” is code for “I masturbate at work.”
our undercarriage gets a little bit of a How’s Your Father
Between this and the Obama post yesterday, is it safe to assume Ufford turned this site over to a 50-ish unemployed commodities trader?
I hope the man who invented the bikini won a Nobel Prize.
“And I’m being totally serious when I say I have no idea how anyone could watch this live and not start beating off right then and there.”
I feel the same way about the Special Olympics.
did she show up to the bar with the bikini on? bet she feels kinda stupid walking around with everybody fully dressed and her 8 seconds of ‘this is why i wore a 2pc to the bar” skit is over.