It’s a bow, you sick bastards.

In a obviously-misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers of With Leather and Kissing Suzy Kolber to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament begins today with the Play-In Fetish. All items after the jump are considered Safe For Work.

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16. Donkey Punch.

Literal Meaning: Punching one’s sexual partner in the back of the head during anal intercourse. The blow is intended to create a tightening of the anus of the recipient, and increase the pleasure enjoyed by the offending party.

Wiki says: Sex advice columnist Dan Savage discussed the donkey punch in his October 25, 2006 “Savage Love” column. He wrote, “attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to … unsatisfying outcomes,” including “injury, death, or incarceration;” he also pointed out that it “doesn’t even work that well.”

Notable Advocates: Julian Morris, Todd Bertuzzi (not really),

17. MILF.

Literal Meaning: Acronym for “Mother I’d Love to F*ck.

Wiki says: The term was popularized by the Hollywood film American Pie (1999). Also known as Mom I Like To Feel[1], though the origin of the term predates this (the term was already used for years on the Internet).[2] A more family-friendly version is “Mama Is Looking Fine”, though this is not widespread in usage.

Notable Advocates: Oedipus, the guy from that one MILF-hunting website oh what’s it called…, Brad Pitt.