The South Georgia Peanuts of former independent-baseball-league infamy have already come and gone, but have been immortalized in a documentary called Playing For Peanuts. The crew managed to score some time with South Georgia’s mascot, Goober, who may still be trudging through the minor leagues, perhaps hoping to land a guest spot on Sesame Street or a supporting role in the next Pixar movie. But after enjoying Goober’s insights on life, and watching him whisked away at the first mention of inappropriate child-touching, one can’t help but wonder if The Goob ever realized his dream, or just moved into a studio apartment next to some elementary school. It’s just a cruel reminder that being a mascot is a young molester’s game, and that not everyone makes it to the big time. Which is probably a good thing.


I used to fuck a stuffed animal that looked like this YEARS ago.
/days
so when is NOT ok to touch kids?
my friend wants to know…
I once ate a Giant Blue Hairy Peanut…
These kind of cornball antics may work in the sticks, but this is Capitol City!
did joaquin phoenix dye his facial hair as a disguise? should have worn the glasses he wore on letterman to hide the “i just ate my crack pipe and it was full” look.