Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric, new husband of supermodel Adriana Lima (pictured), is under investigation after a Philadelphia woman claims that the 30-year-old from Belgrade assaulted her. Sexually! From SI.com:
The incident allegedly occurred in March when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.
Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.
Obviously, we’ll all have a better shot at Lima once Jaric is in jail where it belongs. Of course, if that woman was from Kosovo, he’ll claim some ridiculous patriotic impulse. Serbs are angry, man. But foreigners in general are weird. What do you mean, you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving in Serbia? They probably don’t celebrate the fourth of July, either. Heathens.
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I would rail Lima’s vagoo with the power of a million detonated nuclear weapons.
Commies don’t love freedom. It’s science.
id love to flood her with my own special blend of radiation
I don’t understand. This story was barely even about Adriana Lima. Why the big picture of her?
/contrarian for the day
Hey at least she married a WHITE NBA player.
Fucking Tito.
jaric never takes it hard to the hole, on the court or in life……she obviously needs to be properly seen to*
*requiring wheelchair accessible places for 2-3 weeks
That’s my rule: if you are going to assault someone, it better be sexual.
there’s a really fine line between auto erotic asphyxiation and sexual assault…..its near impossible to hear the words “no” and “stop” when your choking a bitch to the brink of unconsciousness.
@Fist Magnet: How dare you refer to the fairer sex as “bitch”. You’re going to get us in trouble with the cunts who read this.
Like any chick I know can read.
i was going to put whore but i didn’t want to allude to the fact that i pay for it…….
what? ah fuck!
whoever wrote this article is a an ignorant bitch…1st of all u dont kno shit about Serbs or their history soo who the fuck u think u are talkin bout Kosovo nd shit like that if u obviously knew what exactly happend then u wouldnt talk shit…plus u are mad ignorant how are foreign people weird??u also dont kno shit about any foreigners we are all human beings just bcoz ur american u think u are the shit ,99% of foreigners are smarter than most of ya’ll americans like ur dum bitch ass fuck outta here get ur facts straight before u post some shit like that.Dont talk about something u dont kno shit about it really makes u look dumb…Plus u dont know what exactly happend with Adriana nd Jaric so keep ur mouth shut u lame fuck…
Oh and they are famous any1 looks for lil things to just get involved with them somehow soo that they can get some shit out of it…media is a bitch most of dat shit dey b postin is made up