Comments on: IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S ALL CHROME

By: Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:19:39 +0000

Normally the license plate gets blurred to protect the owner’s privacy, but if you’re driving a chrome plated car i guess the agency thought fuck it. A Swiss plate too. I bet that car comes with a complimentary cuckoo clock.

By: SSGT Barnes

SSGT Barnes — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:06:52 +0000

Chrome truck nuts suddenly seem like a reasonable, demure purchase.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:59:52 +0000

Has James Bond taught us nothing about the dangers of sexual promiscuity?

Sure he has. If you’re the woman and you get involved in an exciting fling, you’re going to wind up dead. Possibly covered in gold paint, possibly just shot. But dead.

But if you’re the guy, it’s just a matter of time before you find a new vixen to nail. She’ll wind up dead, too — possibly strangled in a hammock, possibly eaten by sharks, but definitely dead.

No worries, though. You’ll be fucking a pair of twins in a hang glider by noon the next day.

By: the worlds most dangerous fist magnet

the worlds most dangerous fist magnet — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:35:14 +0000

I’m shocked he’s black……extravagance usually isn’t their thing.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:38:02 +0000

Haven’t we learned anything from the Aston Martin crash in “Goldfinger”?

Has James Bond taught us nothing about the dangers of sexual promiscuity?

Oh wait. He really hasn’t.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:33:20 +0000

That’s nothing. Donte Stallworth’s Bentley has a fully grown Mexican guy as a hood ornament.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:19:32 +0000

I’ll wager $20 right now this idiot winds up getting broadsided by another car who was blinded by the reflection of its own headlights.

Haven’t we learned anything from the Aston Martin crash in “Goldfinger”?