03.17.09 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S ALL CHROME
This Mercedes belongs to Arsenal’s William Gallas, who’s kind of a prick. But when you drive around in an entire car made of chrome, I’m sure everyone else seems beneath you. Shiny stuff rules.
Gallas, 31, was the centre of attention, despite not playing in Saturday’s victory over Rovers, in his shiny motor, believed to have cost him about £350,000. [about $490k US...]
The Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren is rated as the world’s fastest convertible, with a top speed of 207mph.
The irony is that Gallas was driving the car to a charity event. Or maybe that’s quasi-Alanis Morrisette irony, which really isn’t irony at all. If I need a knife and I have 10,000 spoons, that sounds more like the forces of probability in play. I can’t believe Dave Coulier hit that. Who would have thought Alanis would be such a sucker for the Popeye voice.
/Daily Mail, via Maj from KSK/
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IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S ALL CHROME
I’ll wager $20 right now this idiot winds up getting broadsided by another car who was blinded by the reflection of its own headlights.
Haven’t we learned anything from the Aston Martin crash in “Goldfinger”?
That’s nothing. Donte Stallworth’s Bentley has a fully grown Mexican guy as a hood ornament.
Haven’t we learned anything from the Aston Martin crash in “Goldfinger”?
Has James Bond taught us nothing about the dangers of sexual promiscuity?
Oh wait. He really hasn’t.
I’m shocked he’s black……extravagance usually isn’t their thing.
Has James Bond taught us nothing about the dangers of sexual promiscuity?
Sure he has. If you’re the woman and you get involved in an exciting fling, you’re going to wind up dead. Possibly covered in gold paint, possibly just shot. But dead.
But if you’re the guy, it’s just a matter of time before you find a new vixen to nail. She’ll wind up dead, too — possibly strangled in a hammock, possibly eaten by sharks, but definitely dead.
No worries, though. You’ll be fucking a pair of twins in a hang glider by noon the next day.
Chrome truck nuts suddenly seem like a reasonable, demure purchase.
Normally the license plate gets blurred to protect the owner’s privacy, but if you’re driving a chrome plated car i guess the agency thought fuck it. A Swiss plate too. I bet that car comes with a complimentary cuckoo clock.
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