Kids today are so lazy. When I played soccer, we actually dribbled the ball up to the goal and then kicked it in. Uphill. Both ways. So I guess that was a [pulls out calcuator] 70-yard goal? We really have no other context in which to present this. I guess we could make up some stuff about David Beckham…


Great- I like that the other videos that are similar are Rian Lindell missing a field goal against the Browns.
/not bitter at all
Coach Grossman is pleased.
Soccer blows.
“When I played soccer” is how people usually begin their coming out of the closet speech to their parents.
@Enrico: +1. We also would have accepted “I was at a Fallout Boy concert…”
damn enrico….you beat me to it. guess that explains why there are so MMA (sweaty men in tights) posts on this blog.
Herfe’s Xabi Alonso doing it for Liverpool in England: [www.youtube.com]