Comments on: COURT: BRODEUR BANGED HIS SISTER-IN-LAW

By: dirtyrondo

dirtyrondo — Tue, 22 May 2012 23:34:38 +0000

See this is why gays can’t marry. If they get divorced, who is the judge supposed to financially rape in court?

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:53:12 +0000

I hope that sister-in-law’s pussy smelled like lavender and was form fitted to Marty’s dick. If not, that the most exspensive piece of pussy ever!!

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:39:46 +0000

Well, a simile is a kind of metaphor, so you’re in the clear regardless.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:38:53 +0000

Even Michael Strahan thinks that this settlement is fucked.

By: Max Steel

Max Steel — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:18:44 +0000

The even more fucked up part? Before all of this even happened, Brodeur had already given his ex-wife over 5 million to keep her “quiet.” Yet, she still kept calling him every day before a game in the playoffs (the last year he won it), and would tell him she was with a guy that they both knew at that moment. But he still won the cup that year. He’s a true hero.

Moral of the story: Don’t marry until you’re in your 30′s if you are an athlete, and sign an iron clad pre-nup.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:17:18 +0000

This is why marriage is for chumps.

Unless you’re a chick, I see no redeeming qualities.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:14:36 +0000

Permanent alimony?

If I ever manage to get money….

Pre-nup Pre-nup Pre-nup

By: Brawndo

Brawndo — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:01:23 +0000

I’ve just about had it with the courts raping dudes in divorce procedings. 500k a year? WTF? Sure, the guy is making money now, but when his career is done he shouldn’t be required to pay for this bitch to vacation all year round.

132k a year for child support??? How much do kids cost to raise?

I hate the court system.

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:54:36 +0000

Marty always makes sure he has protection.